Agent Spade:

I’m the director of an online society that is in dire need of your assistance. You’ve been selected out of a pool of over 300,000 internet users based on your Estimated Internet Expertise (EIE) for a chance to join our ranks. Your knowledge and abilities could be what tips the scales in our favor. I trust that someone of your caliber will believe me when I say that the fate of the internet is at stake.

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We are the KNAVE OF HEARTS and we need your help. Follow me to the elevator and we’ll get you started.